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Wednesday 29 January 2020

Sci-Fi Adventures Awards - Season Four (2019-20)

Surprise, it's the Ray Hardgrit's Sci-Fi Adventures Awards 2019 Season Four!

You might be thinking that I'm a month late with this, seeing as most people agree that 2019 ended a while back, but it occurred to me that I'm not judging the last year of sci-fi when I do my awards, I'm judging the sci-fi I've reviewed over the last year of my site. I start publishing reviews in April and finish in January, so the awards post should logically come at the end of January.

Plus I'm actually 13 months late, as I skipped the awards for 2018. I watched more than 600 episodes of Doctor Who over that summer (in addition to everything else I reviewed), and when it came time to think back over them all and hand out some awards my brain put up a little white flag and surrendered.

It seems like this year it should be a landslide in favour of Babylon 5, seeing as it's what I've been writing about each week (from season 2's Knives up to season 3's Walkabout), but I also threw in a few other reviews along the way. Like all of Discovery and The Orville's second seasons, the first four Short Trek's, Deep Space Nine's Rivals and the the first episode of Picard. I watched a pair of movies as well: Star Wars: The Force Awakens and Star Trek Into Darkness! Spoiler: the one that doesn't win Best Movie is going to win Worst Movie.

There's going to be lots of SPOILERS in fact, because that's sadly inevitable when you're giving out awards for 'Best death' and 'Most shocking twist'. No Picard spoilers though, as it's a bit too new. Plus I should remind you that all winners have been chosen by me, without a whole lot of thought, for purely subjective reasons, and shouldn't be taken seriously at all.



Most Mistreated Regular Character

I'm starting off with a brand new category: the most mistreated regular character. Perhaps some of them deserved all the crap the writers put them through, because they were terrible, but maybe if they'd been written better they wouldn't have been so rubbish! There's no regulars in the Short Treks, and Picard has only had the one episode, but the nominations for the other series are:
Babylon 5:
  • Na'Toth - She was in two episodes and disappeared without explanation. They didn't even bother to write her out!
  • Talia Winters - By the end of season two she only shows up to go to a fascist meeting and get a drink spilt on her. Then in her last episode she's suddenly in a relationship with Ivanova... but only to make it more tragic when she has her personality deleted. Oh plus she's allegedly been dissected off screen since then.
  • Warren Keffer - Never stood a chance due to being forced on the showrunner by the network. Got himself killed by being an incredible idiot and gave the fascist Earth government an excuse to accelerate the curtailment of human rights.
Discovery: Michael Burnham got driven to tears every single episode by the extremely emotional situations she was constantly in.

Deep Space Nine: Bashir had to wear that racquetball costume.

The Orville: I dunno, maybe LaMarr could've had more to do?
Click to see who got shafted.






Best New Regular

Three of the TV shows I covered last year mixed up their main casts for the seasons I watched, so even though Deep Space Nine was boringly consistent I've still got plenty of people to pick from. Discovery introduced our third (or fourth) Captain Pike and resurrected Dr Culber, Babylon 5 introduced Marcus Cole and promoted Zack Allan, and The Orville replaced Alara with her near-doppelgänger Talla. I suppose I could include B5's Warren Keffer, seeing as he was new for season two, but no.

Click to see the best new guy.






Most Impressive Looking Set

It's a bit tricky to know what was an actual room they built and what was CGI these days, but I've decided that if it was convincing enough to trick me then I don't really care, so that's simplified things.

But what's going to win? The flashy new Enterprise bridge first seen in Discovery's Such Sweet Sorrow, Part I? The new war room introduced in Babylon 5's Ship of Tears? Maz Kanata's castle cantina in The Force Awakens? The toilets from Divided Loyalties? There's an actual chance I might give it to the mess hall in The Orville just because of how much better it looks since they put the proper tables in.

Click to reveal the best looking set I saw last year.






Best Robot

There were no robots that I can think of in Deep Space Nine or Into Darkness, but Discovery was all about AI in season two so something there probably counts. Not Airiam, she turned out to be a RoboCop-style cyborg, however Control had its drones and it seems likely that the Enterprise had unpiloted robots working to repair it. Star Wars always has plenty of droids and my Force Awakens review brings C-3PO, R2-D2 and BB-8 into the running. Plus The Orville has Isaac and his many robot friends, and I watched Picard as well.

Click to see which robot wins.






Worst Costume

I can't think of a lot of bad costumes this time around, probably because a year is a really long time, so I'm just going to say it's Admiral Marcus's Section 31 uniform from Into Darkness and move on.

I really hate that uniform!

Second place goes to Bashir's racquetball costume in Rivals.





Most Hateable Villain

There's no shortage of candidates for this one. Discovery had Leland/Control, Into Darkness had Khan and Admiral Marcus, Force Awakens had Kylo Ren and Snoke, Orville had the Kaylon leader and evil Dr Phlox, and Babylon 5 had Bester, Julie Musante, Lord Refa, Mr Morden, President Clark, Security Guard #1, and Londo Mollari. Shame I didn't pick a DS9 episode with Dukat or Winn in so it could compete as well (though that reporter from Picard is definitely in the running).

Click to see the baddest bad guy.






Biggest Damn Space Hero

I could be here all night trying to decide which are the best characters in general, so I've decided to narrow it down to just the best space hero.

This award is for the characters that get all the fight scenes, continually throw themselves into danger, take the big risks, and save the day. On the Star Trek side there's Michael Burnham (who seems to have made herself the lead of a Trek ensemble through sheer stubbornness), Christopher Pike (two of them), Spock (two of them), James T Kirk (Chris Pine edition) and Jean-Luc Picard (retired edition). There wasn't much space heroics in the episode of DS9 I watched, but Sisko and Dax did shoot a roomful of balls. In Star Wars there's the core trio of Rey, Finn and Poe, but also guest star Han Solo. Plus Babylon 5 has Sheridan, Marcus, Garibaldi and Ivanova, and The Orville has Mercer, Kelly, Bortus, Talla and Yaphit had his moment too.

Click to see who'll save every one of us.






Best Fight Scene

Into Darkness had a few fist fights, all involving the super-strong superhuman Khan, but Force Awakens had lightsaber fights. Meanwhile Babylon 5 delegated most of its fighting to Marcus and his extendable rod in season 3, but Garibaldi got into a battle so fierce that the actor broke his arm. Twice. Discovery was also bringing the violence, with Geogiou and Burnham kicking people all over space in season 2. Nothing from Deep Space Nine this time though.

Click to see who wins.






Most Irritating Music

I've created an award just to complain about comedy music some more! Babylon 5 should really knock it off already. I mean I thought it had, but then Ceremonies of Light and Dark happened. That episode also featured "Dry Bones" being sung by a deranged murderer in a way that took me right out of the episode. In fact it almost took me out of the room.

Meanwhile Walkabout had Franklin go to a bar, sit down, and listen to the band for two whole minutes, which makes it almost equally as bad as the average season 2 episode of The Orville! Okay maybe it was only two or three Orville episodes where that happened (and they used those Billy Joel and Dolly Parton songs pretty well I thought), but I can live without hearing "Singing in the Rain" and "As Time Goes By" ever again.

Also Short Treks had that disco version of the Discovery theme for The Escape Artist which I hated.

Click to reveal the worst use of music.






Cleverest Use of Trickery or a Loophole

It's a shame I haven't reviewed any Doctor Who this year as this award is basically made for it. It's also a shame I probably forgotten some really obvious examples, but the tricks that jumped to mind include:
Babylon 5: Abraham Lincolni, Sheridan using the chain of command to arrest most of Nightwatch, Sheridan faking a radiation leak to lure the rest of them out into an ambush.

Discovery: The Talosians tricking Leland with an illusion, Control tricking Georgiou into killing Gabrielle Burnham, Georgiou tricking Control into getting into the box.

The Orville: Setting up a fake star to trick an astrology driven culture.

Short Treks: Harry Mudd using androids to continually collect the bounty on himself.

Deep Space Nine: Quark donating to charity to manipulate Bashir into playing live racquetball, then trying to drug him so he'll lose.

Star Trek Into Darkness: Spock arming Khan's torpedoes before letting him have them.
Click here for the cunning victor.






The "Wait, WHAT?" Award for Exceptional Absurdity

This award is for the most blatant and baffling use of absolute bullshit in a story, so it's a shame Doctor Who's not around for this one either. These examples didn't just make me go 'huh?' they broke my suspension of disbelief and kicked me right out of the story.
Discovery:
  • The crew murdering Burnham to lure her future self from across time.
  • The miraculous blast door on the Enterprise.
  • Culber's body being rebuilt in the mushroom dimension after his energy travelled there through Stamets.
  • A space suit that can travel in time and across the galaxy, that can also relocate entire churches and generate pulses that can be seen instantly across the entire galaxy, which was invented by Burnham's parents before the series began.
Short Treks:
  • The alien queen who can go invisible and is also a super scientist, who believes she's literally her planet's sister.
Force Awakens:
  • A planet-sized gun that eats stars and shoots multiple world-destroying projectiles across the galaxy that can be seen in the sky on other planets instantly.
Babylon 5:
  • Jack the Ripper? Seriously?
Deep Space Nine:
  • The probability-altering game spheres.
Into Darkness:
  • Using 'cold fusion' to freeze a volcano, thus removing all danger of the pressure building up to explosive levels.
  • The Enterprise being underwater with no explanation (actually I was fine with this one).
Click to see which is dumbest.






Best Spaceship

I like this award as it means I don't have to strain to remember anything, except for what spaceships are disqualified for winning already. In 2016 Picard's Enterprise D took second and the Enterprise Refit came first, and in 2017 it was the Agamemnon, Tardis, Enterprise E, X-Wing, and Millennium Falcon. So they're all out of the running now.

I'm keeping it simple this time, only one spaceship can win, and it's going to be one of these:

From Babylon 5: The two kinds of Starfury, the Shadow vessel, the Minbari War Cruiser and the White Star.

From Star Trek: The Kelvin Timeline Enterprise, the Original Timeline Enterprise, the Vengeance (it's not going to be the Vengeance), Discovery, the Klingon D-9, the Section 31 ships.

From Star Wars: The Star Destroyer Finalizer, the First Order TIE Fighter, Han's new freighter.

Plus the USS Orville.

Click to see a spaceship.






Best Death

Not everyone survived all these stories unfortunately. We lost a lot of high-ranking Starfleet officers, including Admiral Cornwell, Admiral Pike, Admiral Marcus and Captain Kirk (though Kirk got better), plus Airiam and those poor souls that got blown out of the hull of the Enterprise in Into Darkness and Such Sweet Sorrow, Part II. Seems like a lot of people die when Starfleet and Section 31 clash. Meanwhile in Babylon 5, Keffer went and got himself blown up by a Shadow vessel, Talia got her personality overwritten and Kosh was murdered by the Shadows!

Click to see the winning dead guy.






Most Shocking Twist or Reveal

Time for the hardcore SPOILERS.
Star Trek Into Darkness: Harrison is Khan! Marcus is evil! (This one's not going to win).

The Force Awakens: Kylo Ren is Han and Leia's son! He kills Han!

Picard:  REDACTED 

Short Treks: Discovery will end up abandoned thousands of years in the future.

Discovery:
  • Saru's race are predators!
  • Control has been impersonating Section 31's leaders.
  • The ship has to be trapped in the future forever.
  • Burnham isn't the Red Angel!
  • Burnham is the Red Angel!
Babylon 5:
  • The evidence against Clark doesn't work and the station splits from Earth.
  • Sebastian was Jack the Ripper!
  • The Vorlons are First Ones!
  • Kosh is an angel!
  • Talia is a sleeper agent!
  • They couldn't cure the Markab in time and the entire race goes extinct.
The Orville: Isaac's people killed their creators and are going to kill everyone else as well.
Click here for the shocking reveal.






Greatest Moment

This one's a bit of a challenge for me, as 57 episodes and 2 movies adds up to about 2400 minutes and that's too many moments for my brain! But a few scenes have jumped to mind:
Babylon 5: Vir's wave to Morden. G'Kar's speech after being removed from the council. Delenn rescuing Babylon 5 in the White Star. Sheridan standing up to Kosh and getting him to take action.

Discovery: Stamets drilling into Tilly's skull while singing "Space Oddity". Pike freaking out after seeing his future, then carrying on anyway. The last shot of Such Sweet Sorrow, Part I with the music building up as they look out at all the ships they have to fight.

Force Awakens: The Falcon's escape from Jakku. Han and Chewie returning to the Falcon for the first time in 30 years.

Into Darkness: The whole damn prologue with the volcano.

The Orville: Yaphit leaping on a Kaylon and killing it.
And the winner is.






Funniest Moment

This one's just as bad! I've come up with some moments but I bet there's loads I'm forgetting:
Babylon 5: G'Kar and Londo in the broken transport tube. Garibaldi vs the Post Office. Corwin being invited to Ivanova's quarters. Sheridan's awkward dinners with Delenn.

Discovery: Stamets and Reno on drugs. Reno saying or doing anything.

Short Treks: "If I had any money, I'd be sipping jippers on a beach somewhere".

Deep Space Nine: Bashir's poses as he's warming up for racquetball.

Force Awakens: BB-8 giving a thumbs up with his welding torch. Stormtroopers pulling a 180 and walking away when Kylo Ren throws another fit.

Into Darkness: Chekov being told to put on a red shirt.

The Orville: Bortus's porn fantasies. Bortus's moustache. Bortus and Klyden addicted to cigarettes, Isaac in his y-fronts.
Click here for the objectively funniest moment.






Best Shootout

There were lots of people running around with guns in the stories I watched last year. Well, not so much in Short Treks, but everything else made up for it. Kelly and Bortus escaped prison and defended a colony, Georgiou went up against Control, Khan gunned down squads of Klingons, Han, Chewie, Finn and Rey took on Stormtroopers and Sheridan ambushed the Nightwatch.

Click to see what I picked.







Best Opening Credits Sequence

There's only really four shows in the running for this one as as Short Treks is just a short riff on Discovery's opening. So it's between:
  • The Orville's very Star Trek: Voyager-inspired montage of space exploration.
  • Deep Space Nine's very Star Trek: Deep Space Nine montage of boldly spinning around on the spot.
  • Discovery's new titles with their season 2 appropriate imagery.
  • Babylon 5 season 2 (Sheridan voiceover).
  • Babylon 5 season 3 (Ivanova voiceover).
  • Star Trek: Picard season 1.
Click for the result.






Worst Visual Effect

This is another category that makes more sense when I've reviewed a few Doctor Who episodes, but fortunately there's always Babylon 5. Sebastian tortured Sheridan with a Photoshop filter plastic wrap effect, the station was threatened by a berserker probe covered in a rubbish procedural texture, Michael York was trapped in a terrible black and white dream dimension, Lyta floated out of Kosh's ship and Kosh floated up as an angel to catch Sheridan when his train exploded.

Click to see the worst effect.






Flashiest Effect

Now that I've been mean to visual effects artists I'm going to point out times where they were awesome as well. But this award comes with a catch: it can't be a space battle. That gets its own award.
Discovery loves its holograms but I think my favourite use of them was Burnham talking to Tyler, with the ship on one side of the frame and Qo'noS on the other. Discovery also had the asteroid rescue at the start and Burnham's time travel at the end.

Short Treks had fun with holograms as well, with Craft dancing with Discovery's computer on the bridge.

The Force Awakens had Maz Kanata walking around, along with all the CGI aliens planted among the actors and animatronics in her cantina.

Into Darkness had Kirk searching through a frozen moment of surveillance footage.

Babylon 5's pretty dated, but it did well when they blew up a model corridor, and Londo's reflected horror during the bombardment of Narn holds up better than I expected.

And The Orville's got effects all over the place, but nothing impressed me more than when they turned the sprinklers on and made it rain in the bridge. That was totally convincing! Also Yaphit the blob alien is pretty well done I suppose.
Click to see the best effect.






Best Looking TV Series

Doctor Who won this in 2016 and Discovery took it in 2017. Not much chance of Who walking away with it again, seeing as I didn't write about the series this time, but Discovery's second season is definitely in with a chance. Though The Orville can bring the visuals when it wants to and Deep Space Nine was a damn fine looking series for its time. Plus Babylon 5 also exists.

And the prettiest TV show is...






Best Space Battle

I'm in season three of Babylon 5 now, so the White Star has been out kicking ass a few times, plus Severed Dreams happened, so it's a definite contender. Though Discovery and The Orville each brought a contender for the most spectacular and elaborate space battle ever seen in TV history in their latest seasons, and their effects are a little more modern.

But they're up against two blockbuster sci-fi movies, with Into Darkness featuring the Enterprise getting a beating and not fighting back and Force Awakens having that bit where Poe steals a TIE Fighter and gets blown up... wow, not a lot of proper space combat in those films now that I think about it. Maybe the TV shows can win this after all!

Click here to see who wins.






The "I Know That Actor From Somewhere" Award

Sometimes Michael York will show up on Babylon 5, or main characters from (at least) three different sci-fi series will have blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearances in The Force Awakens before they're famous. This award is for the best time that happened.

Click to reveal.






Worst Season (Up to This Point)

This is between Deep Space Nine season 2, Babylon 5 seasons 2 and 3, Discovery season 2 and The Orville season 2, so there's no terrible first season here to make it easy for me. Oh hang on, Short Treks was in its first year wasn't it...

And the winner is...






Best Season (Up to This Point)

Same deal as the last award, except on the other side of the scale. I quit watching The Orville so you can probably guess it's not going to be that, and it's definitely not Short Treks, so that leaves DS9, B5 and Disco.

Click here to see what won.






Best Episode

No point in giving out an award for 'worst episode', I already spoiled that one, but I don't think I've given away what my favourite episode was yet. I mean you'd probably guess it's a Babylon 5 story, but it might not be! Maybe I really liked that Harry Mudd Short Trek.

Click to reveal my favourite episode.






Subjectively Greatest Movie

This is the last award I'm giving out this year and seeing as I only reviewed two movies this year you've probably guessed what's going to win. It's either J.J. Abrams' disappointing Star Trek sequel Into Darkness or J.J. Abrams' triumphant Star Wars sequel The Force Awakens, and whoever loses gets to be the worst movie by default!

Click to reveal the final winner.





It's finally done, I've finished it, all the words have been typed, it's over... though maybe I could write a second article featuring all the awards I failed to give out last year! Man, I can't even joke about that right now, I'm exhausted enough as it is. Though, on the other hand, if I don't do there'll always be a hole in my site, bothering me...

Okay fine, here's the short version of my Sci-Fi Adventures Awards 2018:

Click to reveal.

Right, now I'm going to take the next two months off from writing about science fiction. Hopefully you'll come back in April for more Babylon 5 recaps and whatever else I end up reviewing. Or better still, you could go over to Super Adventures to see what I think about video games instead for a bit.

Thanks for reading! Sci-Fi Adventures will return.

4 comments:

  1. What? Khan was in Into Darkness? They kept that subtle.

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  2. I hope nobody ever sends me a phishing email that says "Click to see a spaceship" because I will fall for it.

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  3. I just want to tell you how much I appreciate the love Babylon 5 gets here, especially since it can be such a difficult child.

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    1. The only thing that could ever diminish my love for B5 is if the cast of a shampoo commercial moves onto the station and starts singing.

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