Everything I've reviewed from April 2020 to January 2021 is in with a chance to win something, even if it was really terrible! In fact I should be giving more awards to the terrible episodes because 2020 was truly their time to shine. Here's what's in the running this year:
- Babylon 5 3-16 - War Without End to 4-15 - No Surrender, No Retreat
- Star Trek: Picard season 1
- The Mandalorian season 1
- Doctor Who series 12 + Revolution of the Daleks
- Short Treks season 2
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century
This is going to be a horrific test of memory for me, as I have to somehow recall 2000 minutes of science fiction I watched over a span of 365 days. But it'll be even more horrific for you if you end up running into SPOILERS you really didn't want to see, so if you'd have a problem with me giving away every major plot twist from these episodes you should probably stop reading now.
I know I'm pretty much limiting my audience here to people who have watched all the same things I have, or don't care about spoilers, but hey this article is just bonus content for you really.
Best Teaser
I'm starting with an award I hadn't thought of until now: Best Teaser. The teaser, (also known as a cold open or pre-credits sequence), is the part of an episode that comes before the opening titles and ideally gives you a reason to keep watching. The Short Treks are too short for teasers, Doctor Who hasn't been doing them much lately and Duck Dodgers didn't have one either, but I've come up with a few ideas:
Babylon 5:
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War Without End, Part 1 - Sinclair's back, and he's found his name on
a 1000 year old note, and Ivanova's received a distress call from Ivanova!
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No Surrender, No Retreat - Sheridan tells the League to stay out of
his way when he starts his fight against Clark.
- Spyfall, Part 1 - A montage of spies being attacked by creatures that come out of the walls.
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Chapter One - The Mandalorian takes on a bar full of thugs.
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Redemption - Two scout troopers discuss what's happening in town.
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Maps and Legends - An android goes on an unprovoked killing spree.
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Et in Arcadia Ego, Part 1 - The Borg interrupt a space battle and
then flowers come and eat them all.
Click to see which episode had the best hook.
Best Character Reappearance
Sometimes a character will vanish off TV for a while, maybe because the actor left their show, maybe because their show ended, but then they come back for an episode and it's awesome! Potentially. It doesn't always work out.
- Babylon 5 - Jeffrey Sinclair
- Doctor Who - Jack Harkness
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Picard - William Riker, Deanna Troi, Seven of Nice, Icheb, Bruce
Maddox
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Short Treks - Abraham Lincoln, Khan Noonien Singh, James T. Kirk
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century - Marvin the Martian
Click to see the best returning character.
Best New Character
Sometimes new characters are good too! To narrow this down I'm limiting it to characters who have made more than one appearance (sorry Edward Larkin and Kestra Troi-Riker), but they don't necessarily have to be protagonists or show up all that often.
- Babylon 5 - Emperor Cartagia
- Doctor Who - Ruth (The Doctor), The Master
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Picard - Laris, Zhaban, Soji Asha, Agnes Jurati, Raffi Musiker,
Cristóbal Rios
- The Mandalorian - Din Djarin, Baby Yoda, IG-11, Kuiil
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century - Duck Dodgers
Click to see who wins.
Best Uniform
I didn't write about many series this year, but they've given me a ton of uniforms to pick from.
Short Treks featured a few Starfleet uniforms in season two, including the authentic Original Series tunic, and Picard included four more (Next Gen, First Contact, mid 2380s, present day), so I've got an opportunity here to have them all face off for the title of 'Best Uniform'. Plus Babylon 5 had both the Earthforce and Army of Light uniforms in the episodes I watched, and Duck Dodgers' costume has to count. Plus Stormtrooper armour is a uniform, right?
Click to see the best uniform.
Worst Costume
The worst costume is obviously the sparkly catsuit with the wicker shoulder pads that Bjayzl was wearing at the start of Picard's Stardust City Rag. In fact it's so bad that I can't even think of a runner up, because nothing else comes close. It's really bad!
Most Hateable Villain
I've got so many villains to choose from this year, too many to list. Though I am going to go and list a few of them for you, because I've got to write something here:
- Babylon 5 - Emperor Cartagia, Bad Kosh, Alfred Bester, the Drakh
- Doctor Who - The Lone Cyberman, The Master, Jack Robertson
- The Mandalorian - Twi'lek Harley Quinn, Werner Herzog, Moff Gideon
- Picard - Narek, Narissa, Commodore Oh, Bijayzl
- Short Treks - Edward Larkin
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century - Marvin the Martian
Click to see the most horrible bad guy.
The 'Michael Burnham' Award for Biggest Damn Space Hero
This award is for the characters that continually charge into danger to kick ass and save the day against overwhelming odds when the stakes couldn't be any higher. Usually I'd just give it to Michael Burnham, but I didn't write about any Discovery this year, so it's an actual contest this time.
Babylon 5:
- John Sheridan - Personally nukes the homeworld of his enemy, dies, then comes back to end the Shadow War for all time, before flying off to save Earth from tyranny.
- Londo Mollari - Does everything he can to free his world from a tyrant and save them from the Shadows, freeing the Narn in the process.
- Vir Cotto - Steps up and assassinates an evil emperor.
- Marcus Cole - Flies around space hitting people with a stick.
- The Doctor - Obviously.
- Ko Sharmus - The bloke on the planet in The Timeless Children who saves the day all episode and ultimately resolves the crisis.
- Din Djarin - Takes on a galaxy of bounty hunters just to save one kid.
- IG-11 - A lot nicer after he's been resurrected.
- Jean-Luc Picard - Manages to hold onto life just long enough to save a colony of androids.
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Seven of Nine - 'Big damn space hero' is basically her job description now.
- The kids in Children of Mars who spend an episode bullying each other while the song 'Heroes' plays.
- Duck Dodgers - Perhaps the greatest hero of the 24½th Century.
Click to see who'll save every one of us.
Best Action Scene
Anything that's not a space battle is eligible to win best action scene, so shoot outs, fist fights and chase scenes all qualify.
- Babylon 5 - Marcus vs Neroon, G'Kar vs Centauri guards.
- Doctor Who - Cyberman attack.
- The Mandalorian - Bar fight, fortress shoot-out, Mando vs Jawas, Mando vs droids, IG-11 vs stormtroopers, Mando vs TIE Fighter.
- Picard - Dahj vs Zhat Vash, château fight, Seven vs Narissa.
Click to see what wins.
Cleverest Use of Trickery or a Loophole
This award is typically Doctor Who's to lose, considering the series is all about an immortal space wizard saving the universe through trickery, but it's only fair to list the other contenders too:
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Babylon 5 - Londo tricking Refa into going to Narn, Londo tricking
Cartagia into going to Narn, Sheridan tricking the League into letting his ships
patrol their borders, Neroon tricking his boss into giving Delenn an opportunity
to end the war.
- Doctor Who - The Doctor disguising another Tardis as her own to capture and crush a team of Daleks.
- The Mandalorian - Mando planting the tracker on the space station to lead the X-Wings there.
- Picard - Picard cunningly disguising himself as a criminal, with an eyepatch and French accent.
- Short Treks - Pike pretending to be a prisoner to test an officer.
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century - Eager Young Space Cadet telling Marvin that it's his birthday and then giving him dynamite as a present.
Click here for the cunning victor.
The "Wait, WHAT?" Award for Exceptional Absurdity
This award's for the most egregious bullshit in an episode, so it's a shame there's no Discovery episodes in the running this year. To qualify an event has to be crazy enough to risk collapsing the whole story around it and put severe strain on my ability to suspend disbelief.
- Babylon 5 - Sheridan tells the Vorlons and Shadows to "get the hell out of our galaxy" and it works.
- Doctor Who - Lenny Henry plans to rewrite people's DNA to use them as hard drives. The Doctor was flying around in the Tardis for years before becoming Hartnell.
- The Mandalorian - Mando puts his ship back together overnight in a wasteland.
- Picard - Giant space flowers take down a Borg Cube. There are giant tentacle robots hiding outside of space just waiting for the go ahead to slaughter all life.
- Short Treks - The giant turbolift chamber, Discovery-era starships in the Next Gen era, everything in Ephraim and Dot.
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century - Nothing jumps to mind.
Click to see which is dumbest.
Best Spaceship
For this award each spaceship can only ever win once, so the X-Wing and Millennium Falcon are already out forever, along with the EAS Agamemnon, the Tardis, and the first four hero Enterprises (1966 to 1996). There's still plenty of ships left in competition though:
- Babylon 5 - The two kinds of Starfury, the Shadow vessel, the Minbari War Cruiser and the White Star.
- Doctor Who - The Cyberman ship, the Dalek saucer.
- The Mandalorian - The Razor Crest.
- Picard - La Sirena, the Borg Cube, the ancient Romulan Bird-of-Prey.
- Short Treks - Pike's version of the Enterprise.
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century - Duck Dodgers' rocketship.
Click to see a spaceship.
Best Death
Space is a dangerous place, especially in an action-adventure series, and there's inevitably going to be casualties along the way. Some of these people died a hero's death, some of them not so much, but what matters is what kind of impact their death had on the story and on me.
- Babylon 5 - Lord Refa, Cartagia, John Sheridan, Bad Kosh, Neroon.
- Doctor Who - Ko Sharmus.
- The Mandalorian - Kuiil, IG-11.
- Picard - Dahj, Hugh, Icheb, Narissa, Bruce Maddox, Jean-Luc Picard.
- Short Treks - Edward Larkin
Click to see the winning dead guy.
Most Shocking Twist or Reveal
It's time for the Most Shocking Twist or Reveal award, where the real SPOILERS are! This will pretty much cover all the big surprising events I haven't already spoiled so its your last chance to back out.
Babylon 5 -
- Sinclair is Valen!
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G'Kar will one day strangle a mind-controlled Londo to death to give
Sheridan and Delenn a chance to escape.
- Sheridan's wife is still alive!
- The Vorlons are just as bad as the Shadows and they're both fighting over the best way to look after the other races!
- Cartagia is a crazy person who plans to have his own planet destroyed.
Doctor Who -
Click here for the shocking reveal.
The one thing harder than having to think back through 2000 minutes of sci-fi to remember my favourite moments, is having to do it when I've already given a dozen awards away. Every time I think of something, I realise it's already won Best Teaser or Best Action Scene and I have to try again.
But I've got a few other ideas. Like the ending of Picard's last episode where the crew warp off to adventure and an alternate heroic end theme plays. Or the discovery of the buried Tardis in Doctor Who. Plus there's Londo wrecking his room in a one-take whirlwind of despair, and Vir waving to Mr Morden's severed head.
And the winner is.
Well now I've just gone and made things even harder for myself by choosing a funny moment for my greatest moment. It wasn't really the funniest moment however. I've got a few other ideas what might be though, and I didn't watch any Orville this year so everything's in with a chance:
Click here for what is surely the objectively funniest moment.
There's only three opening credits sequences in the fight this time as Short Treks and The Mandalorian don't really have one and Babylon 5 season 3 already won last year.
Either Babylon 5's gotten better this year or I've just forgotten most of it, as there's only three examples of terrible visual effects I can think of this time around.
The first is this superimposed crack on a character's mask in Falling Toward Apotheosis. It's hard to composite damage onto a moving piece of glass, especially when the actor puts his hand in front of it, but that doesn't change the fact that they failed at it. The second example is the end of The Long Night, where Sheridan's fleet flies away to their final battle against the Vorlons and the Shadows, with fighters flickering in and out of existence and only a handful of ships even getting an engine glow (in their defence, the VFX people were really busy at the time).
But the third example has to be my winner.
Click to see the worst effect.
The award for 'best looking TV series' has always gone to either Doctor Who or Discovery so far, but now Picard and The Mandalorian are in the running and it's a much tougher battle to call. Doctor Who really punches above its weight these days when it comes to visuals, but Picard's got a huge budget and The Mandalorian has its amazing virtual set (and also a huge budget). One thing's certain, it won't be Babylon 5 winning this year.
And the prettiest TV show is...
The 'best space battle' battle was crazy last time with Discovery's Such Sweet Sorrow, Orville's Identity and Babylon 5's Severed Dreams going up against each other. This time the contest is a lot less dramatic, none of my choices would be considered a contender for the greatest space battle ever seen on TV, but there's still some good fights in there.
Babylon 5 is the obvious place to look for large-scale space combat and it didn't disappoint. I saw the majority of the Shadow War this year, with battles in episodes like Walkabout, Shadow Dancing and Into the Fire. Plus Delenn took on the Drakh and Sheridan kicked off the Earth Alliance Civil War.
The Mandalorian and Picard both had minor dogfights by comparison, in The Gunfighter, Absolute Candor and Et in Arcadia Ego, but they have the benefit of modern effects and huge sacks of money so they're in with a real chance as well.
Click to find out what won.
It's a known fact that sometimes actors from one thing will turn up in another thing, but occasionally a particular guest star will stand out and catch my attention. Like when Sterling Archer and Battle Angel Alita appeared together in the same Short Treks episode. The Mandalorian had a surprising number of comedians turn up, but it was Clancy Brown and Ming-Na Wen that I recognised. On the other hand, the most notable guest star in Doctor Who for me was the bloke from 90s sitcom Game On, because it reminded me that Game On existed.
Oh plus a bunch of Star Trek actors appeared on Picard, but I don't think that should really count.
Click to reveal.
This one's going to be easy to figure out. I can just look at my scores and calculate which season has the lowest average. And if I disagree with the answer I can just pick something else!
Last time Short Treks season 1 took this effortlessly, but this time it's got more competition with Doctor Who's disappointing 12th season. Or I might just give it to Picard first season, for somehow feeling rushed while also taking forever to get going.
And the winner is...
This is the same as the last Award, except opposite. Last time Babylon 5's third season won, but can the series dominate for two years in a row when it's up against The Mandalorian's incredible first year? Is it possible that I've changed my mind and done a 180 on Doctor Who series 12 in the 10 seconds since the last award and I love it now?
I've put the numbers into the machine, pressed the buttons, and the answer is...
Click here to see what won.
This is another easy one for me as I can just look at the numbers.
Babylon 5 has the notoriously terrible Grey 17 is Missing, and Lines of Communication with its fuzzy Drakh, but Doctor Who has the horrific Orphan 55 and Can You Hear Me? Meanwhile The Mandalorian has The Gunslinger, and the two Trek series have their own strong contenders, with Picard giving us Stardust City Rag and The Impossible Box and Short Treks presenting Ephraim and Dot and The Girl Who Made the Stars.
Click to reveal my least favourite episode.
- The Doctor isn't Gallifreyan, they copied her regeneration ability and lied to her.
- She's had many former lives before the First Doctor and they also had a police box Tardis.
- The Master destroyed Gallifrey.
- Orphan 55 is post-apocalyptic Earth.
- The 50 year old target is Baby Yoda.
- Moff Gideon has the Darksaber.
- Dajh gets killed in episode 1.
- Her sister works on a Borg Cube.
- Data had a human brother.
- The Romulans were right about robots destroying all life.
- Picard dies and is downloaded into a robot body.
- Everything in Ask Not is just a test.
- Children of Mars ends with Mars being attacked by synths.
- Dodgers and Marvin have utterly destroyed Planet X. No one gets the shaving cream atom.
Click here for the shocking reveal.
Greatest Moment
The one thing harder than having to think back through 2000 minutes of sci-fi to remember my favourite moments, is having to do it when I've already given a dozen awards away. Every time I think of something, I realise it's already won Best Teaser or Best Action Scene and I have to try again.
But I've got a few other ideas. Like the ending of Picard's last episode where the crew warp off to adventure and an alternate heroic end theme plays. Or the discovery of the buried Tardis in Doctor Who. Plus there's Londo wrecking his room in a one-take whirlwind of despair, and Vir waving to Mr Morden's severed head.
And the winner is.
Funniest Moment
Well now I've just gone and made things even harder for myself by choosing a funny moment for my greatest moment. It wasn't really the funniest moment however. I've got a few other ideas what might be though, and I didn't watch any Orville this year so everything's in with a chance:
- Picard - Anything to do with holograms.
- The Mandalorian - Mando setting the Jawa on fire during negotiations, Jaws chanting "EGG, EGG, EGG!", Baby Yoda sipping soup watching Mando fight Cara Dune.
- Short Treks - The Tribbles cereal advert. That whole Tribbles episode in general.
- Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century - Basically any of it.
Click here for what is surely the objectively funniest moment.
Best Opening Credits Sequence
There's only three opening credits sequences in the fight this time as Short Treks and The Mandalorian don't really have one and Babylon 5 season 3 already won last year.
- Babylon 5 season 4's dramatic clips of characters in action.
- Doctor Who season 12's semi-symmetrical swirly space milkshake weirdness.
- Picard's trippy images of vineyards, Borg Cubes and synthetic life.
Worst Visual Effect
Either Babylon 5's gotten better this year or I've just forgotten most of it, as there's only three examples of terrible visual effects I can think of this time around.
The first is this superimposed crack on a character's mask in Falling Toward Apotheosis. It's hard to composite damage onto a moving piece of glass, especially when the actor puts his hand in front of it, but that doesn't change the fact that they failed at it. The second example is the end of The Long Night, where Sheridan's fleet flies away to their final battle against the Vorlons and the Shadows, with fighters flickering in and out of existence and only a handful of ships even getting an engine glow (in their defence, the VFX people were really busy at the time).
But the third example has to be my winner.
Click to see the worst effect.
Best Looking TV Series
The award for 'best looking TV series' has always gone to either Doctor Who or Discovery so far, but now Picard and The Mandalorian are in the running and it's a much tougher battle to call. Doctor Who really punches above its weight these days when it comes to visuals, but Picard's got a huge budget and The Mandalorian has its amazing virtual set (and also a huge budget). One thing's certain, it won't be Babylon 5 winning this year.
And the prettiest TV show is...
Best Space Battle
The 'best space battle' battle was crazy last time with Discovery's Such Sweet Sorrow, Orville's Identity and Babylon 5's Severed Dreams going up against each other. This time the contest is a lot less dramatic, none of my choices would be considered a contender for the greatest space battle ever seen on TV, but there's still some good fights in there.
Babylon 5 is the obvious place to look for large-scale space combat and it didn't disappoint. I saw the majority of the Shadow War this year, with battles in episodes like Walkabout, Shadow Dancing and Into the Fire. Plus Delenn took on the Drakh and Sheridan kicked off the Earth Alliance Civil War.
The Mandalorian and Picard both had minor dogfights by comparison, in The Gunfighter, Absolute Candor and Et in Arcadia Ego, but they have the benefit of modern effects and huge sacks of money so they're in with a real chance as well.
Click to find out what won.
The "I Know That Actor From Somewhere" Award
It's a known fact that sometimes actors from one thing will turn up in another thing, but occasionally a particular guest star will stand out and catch my attention. Like when Sterling Archer and Battle Angel Alita appeared together in the same Short Treks episode. The Mandalorian had a surprising number of comedians turn up, but it was Clancy Brown and Ming-Na Wen that I recognised. On the other hand, the most notable guest star in Doctor Who for me was the bloke from 90s sitcom Game On, because it reminded me that Game On existed.
Oh plus a bunch of Star Trek actors appeared on Picard, but I don't think that should really count.
Click to reveal.
Worst Season (Up to This Point)
This one's going to be easy to figure out. I can just look at my scores and calculate which season has the lowest average. And if I disagree with the answer I can just pick something else!
Last time Short Treks season 1 took this effortlessly, but this time it's got more competition with Doctor Who's disappointing 12th season. Or I might just give it to Picard first season, for somehow feeling rushed while also taking forever to get going.
And the winner is...
Best Season (Up to This Point)
This is the same as the last Award, except opposite. Last time Babylon 5's third season won, but can the series dominate for two years in a row when it's up against The Mandalorian's incredible first year? Is it possible that I've changed my mind and done a 180 on Doctor Who series 12 in the 10 seconds since the last award and I love it now?
I've put the numbers into the machine, pressed the buttons, and the answer is...
Click here to see what won.
Worst Episode
This is another easy one for me as I can just look at the numbers.
Babylon 5 has the notoriously terrible Grey 17 is Missing, and Lines of Communication with its fuzzy Drakh, but Doctor Who has the horrific Orphan 55 and Can You Hear Me? Meanwhile The Mandalorian has The Gunslinger, and the two Trek series have their own strong contenders, with Picard giving us Stardust City Rag and The Impossible Box and Short Treks presenting Ephraim and Dot and The Girl Who Made the Stars.
Click to reveal my least favourite episode.
Best Episode
This is the last award and it's another easy one. No need for thinking this time, I already made up my mind back when I watched the episodes. Of course when I say 'Best Episode' what I mean is 'the episode I liked the most'.
Babylon 5 has given me a lot to choose from, but I'll go with And the Rock Cried Out, No Hiding Place, The Long Night and No Surrender, No Retreat as my nominations. I didn't like the revelations that came out of it later in the series, but Doctor Who's Fugitive of the Judoon was a solid piece of television. Picard gave us Remembrance and Nepenthe, Short Treks had The Trouble With Edward, and The Mandorian went on an amazing sandcrawler raid in The Child and ended with the incredible Redemption. Mando jumped into the sky and wrestled a TIE Fighter man, it was nuts!
Click to reveal the bestest episode.
Awesome, I've finished writing about another block of sci-fi reviews! Now I get two months off to relax... except not really, as now I've got a video game site to write for instead. Sci-Fi Adventures will return in April, but if you're looking for something else to read each week while you wait then you can always check out Super Adventures.
Thanks for reading by the way! I'll make it up to you by reading your comments.
Alas, Laris was later assimilated by the Daleks. No happy ending for her.
ReplyDeleteI can't argue with your picks, in large part because I haven't watched The Mandalorian or Short Treks. I haven't watched B5 since it was first on, but I remember liking the bits you gave awards (Hardgrits? Rays?) to, so I'll just say I agree.
I'm still torn on the pre-Hartnell thing. The Judoon episode was great, and the new Doctor is great, but I'm in absolute agreement that the twists they've made to get it to work are all a bit messy.